1) You two closed eyes...and you kissed her nose?!
Uze a ROOKIE, man!
DAIYAM! *laughing while shaking head*
2) "Yeh, that fool got up to get something and left his fries at the table without anyone looking out for it. Next thing you know, that shit was gone! Tsk-tsk-tsk. 3rd grade, man. Shoulda learned not to do shit like that back in the dayz but o well.
ROOKIE move..."