A man who can only perform sexually with a tight
rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to
restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging
smurfette.
Rubberband man theme tune:
Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my
chonson,
Gonna find that lil'
smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!
Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?
