Otherwise known as the BlakeSiegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"
"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"
Dude, I had to bust a goat in the Starbucks toilet just before the cleaning guy came in. When he came back out he looked like he was gonna have a fucking rupture.
By Shirleen
Ruptured Duck
The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.
When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.
By Breanne
Ruptured Anus
You know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your asshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? Yeah that's how you get a ruptured anus.
I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.
By Carolyn
Ruptured Rectum
a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus
