A shitty fucking crowded ass middle school owned by
the sachem central school district. Ever since those goddamn
sequoya kids came into the school, the place has been riddled with nonstop drug deals and people giving birth in the girls locker room. There are a few things of yours that end up lost during your years in the crackhead school. Your foreskin, virginity and the rest of your dignity and self esteem. Never enroll your well behaved kid in
Sagamore, for you will lose all control of them completely.
Person A: dude I have to switch school districts.
Person B: oh fuck
man please don't
let it be sachemPerson A: don't worry man! I've already started my drug deals. They're not that hard to establish here at Sagamore Middle school.