A poor bastard who sales furniture, lamps, recliners and
bedding. One who lies to people about their taste in home furnishings. A person who listens to constant
whinning about prices, listens to rambling about a house
decore they don't give a shit about. When this simpleton finally closes the sale the buyer immediately begins to complain about the product.
A furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a
recliner brought in for repair, might be exposed to the piss on mattress sent back to the store.
The furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real ass hole at home. They have held as long as they can!
customer= JUST LOOKING!
furniture Salesperson-
can I help you find something
customer- do you have a floral
camel back sofa up on legs, maybe one you repoed. My credit ain't so good. Do you guys have 12 month same as cash?
furniture Salesperson- No we only sale new furniture, have you tried the
flea market or a yard sale?