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Sandpaper
dry vagina,

that girl got some sandpaper
By Glen
Sandpaper
when you use sand paper for a lube. many have tried this aspect to no avail, but it shall be tried again this millenia. it leaves both parties sensitive and just. tired and tight,and blue. you can actually sandpaper your dong to create a grit like sensation before you become erect and ejaculatory.

jane- lets spice up our sex life
dan- yea its more like sex pergutory
jane- haha, u r funny, but i saw someone use a new type of lube
dan- oh yea?
jane- yea
dan- well lets do it, lets use sandpaper for some grit.
jane- i will like it
dan- yes you will
jane- thanks, i hope i dont get a dry
san- oh no no, you will just get an orgasm
By Karmen
Sandpaper
a skidmark (shitstain, streak of poop on underwear), usually consisting of crusted crap or shit on your underwear that has some sort of rough dried texture. can also be formed by vaginal secretion on the front of womans panties.

I had so much diarrhea, that I ended up having sandpaper on my boxers from all the anal leakage I had during the day.
By Adria
Sandpaper
two girls genetalia rubbing together

those lesbeinans have sandpaper
By Dalila
Sandpaper
An Australian Cricket players favourite accessory.

Aussie sport centre ad: BUY NOW SANDPAPER FOR THE CRICKETS PLAYERS FOR $2.99
Aussie watching ad: Now that sounds fucken amazing!
By Karel
Sandpaper
When the person you are talking to is dry with their responses

Girl 1: “How did yalls conversation go last night?”
Girl 2: “Oh my god, he’s such a sandpaper.”
Girl 1: “Yikes sis. He was that dry?”
By Lily
Sandpaper
After a long day at the beach, in a place such as an all-inclusive resort, one often finds it quite difficult to remove all of the sand from the different crevaces of the human body.
This term is used to describe the rough and scratchy feeling when wiping one's bum after a long day at the beach.

"Man, I've got a serious case of sandpaper from the beach"

"Oh dear, the combination of burritos and sandpaper brought me to tears last night"
By Hyacinth
Sandpaper
Sexual Intercourse on the beach, but it has to be on the sand to be considered an official "Sandpaper."

Person 1 - Bro I Sandpapered the fuck out of that bitch last night

Person 2 - Finally man
By Marcellina
Sandpaper Grandma
The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.
By Jeanie
Sandpaper Glove
A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.

That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.
By Velvet