GOP 1: "How can we get this
armageddon thing moving?"
GOP 2: "We need a president that is dumber than Bush, but has more conviction to the bible; someone who believes that the dinosaurs walked the earth
4,000 years ago, and who has super human eyesight as to see Russia from Alaska."
GOP 1: "Bingo, I got it! Sara Palin!"
GOP 2: "Brilliant!"