Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.
Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
By Lola
Mexican Sattelite
The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.
Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.
