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Sausaged
To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.

Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.
By Katerine
Sausaged
Not as excessive as being platooned or burted, but to have one's insides slightly rearranged as a result of alcohol consumption, bodily abuse, violent behaviour or a combination of sorts.

"Burty woke up one morning, still in lanark, but quite definitely a little sausaged from last nights exploits."

"Chris ordered up a double, a little sausaged after the beating he had taken at rugby earlier in the day."
By Crystal
Sausaged
When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.
By Bonita
No Sausage
1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.

1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
By Allene
To Sausage
to dance the crazy manner

It's great music and crowd. You can go home but I decided to stay and to sausage.
By Rozanna
Sausagitis
When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."
By Ola
Sausage
A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male

Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated

Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
By Agretha
Sausage
A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.

I've got to smoke my daily sausage, does anyone have a lighter or something...?
By Roslyn
The Sausage
The Sausage is a drug and alcohol rehabilitation program located in Norton, Mass that consists of ITP, a halfway house, multiphase unit and two sober houses. It is known for having a lot of homosexuals workers and rehabers. founded by a gay jewish man named Larry S. who finally died in December of 2017 due to complications of HIV. Here All the youngsters are in for heroin and the older dry drunks are in for Alcohol, there is no in-between.

Mike: "Hey Steve, a bed opened up for me at The Sausage. I am so excited!"
Steve: "That is super! I heard there's a lot of johnnies at the sausage, I Think i might go there too!"
By Willi
Sausage
The penis.

Dad: Okay, I made some tang and sausage for breakfast today. Sister: Whoa, sausage and tang, isn't that kind of ironic? Hehehe. Dad: What? I don't get it. Sister: Ha, nevermind dad. Dad: Oh, Tatiana come sit down for breakfast. Me: Sorry dad I can't. Sort of in a hurry. Dad: Okay well then just take some sausage and go then. Me: =) Man, if I had a dime for everytime a man has said that to me. Sister and I: LOL Dad: Why are you laughing? Growing girls need sausage.
By Ashien