Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.
Shitty lager, possibly short for Grolschlager. In my opinion it is any kind of piss lager that you have to buy when the chips are down, i.e. Pabst, Hamms, Natty, Keystone, Milwakee's Best, Icehouse, or any other derivitive that sells for about 25 cents a can. The word is used in the famous debauchery anthem by Ween "Booze me up and get me high".
"All that schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain"
Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!!
After betting all his money on the losing cock at the cockfight, Billy could only afford to drink schlager until the end of the month.
By Tisha
Schlagered
a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels