A massive gay pride parade of European music featuring too many oversized flags, flying
bearded ladies, epic sax guys, animated
stick people, hot guys, sexy girls, Australia, smoke machines, wind machines, 'perfect' vocals, catwalks, fire and hosts that
can't host.
"The
Eurovision Song Contest is an annual event in which different European countries - and for whatever reason Australia - send their worst singers to sing their worst song with the worst
staging and whoever was least terrible will win. This is usually Sweden because they care way too much about this contest.
In conclusion, it is an annual
gay pride festival with lots of pretty colours and Australia.
Enjoy at your own peril."
