A weapon of
stealth used to
coat the desk, chair, and head of
balding, fat history teachers. If used as such, beware of the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom.
Monica
sneaks up behind
Mr. Helsel, and, *bam!* drops glitter in his hair. She runs out of the room in
terror, Helsel chasing her with the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom! (Real story!!!)