girl 1: 'I met this amazing guy last night, his name was Alex Gadd we had an amazing time until he got out the frying pan and started
cooking bacon and burnt my back!'
girl 2: 'oh my god no way!'
girl 1: 'he also said he wants to get love, hate tattooed on his knuckles and then dip his genitals in
marmite so he can say "
Marmite you either love it or you hate it!"'
girl 2: ' #shitalexgaddsays '