Define Marmite Meaning

To describe something that you either love or hate. Comes from the Marmite slogan itself.

Something to spread on toast when theres no nutella left.

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Highly concentrated bodily fluid found between the cheeks of your arse. Collected by duvet goblins in the night and stored in jars and sold internationally as 'the growing up spread'. My mum made me eat it.

clearly defied in ealier postings...

However it must be added that as an alternative to the traditional recipie:

1 part bread (cooked till golden Brown)
1 part butter (spread quickly so as to melt nicely)
1 part Marmite (spread to taste)


is the slightly more refinded:

1 part Jacobs water cracker
1 part Marmite
garnished with thinly sliced cucumber

Try it... heavenly...

1. Food made from yeast extract with black, gooey texture. Very nice.

2. Counter-strike player: ||-=MaRMiTe=-

An evil substance which has already taken over the minds of many people

Spread: usually added to toast

a sauce that can be spread on food, or used to be racist.

Poo. Used (in a derogatory fashion) in conjunction with anal sex, and thus a homosexual who does so - a "marmite miner".