Define Spread Meaning

Spread
1. A whole bunch of food spread out for everybody to have some, such as at a cookout, barbeque, family gathering etc.

2. Things you put onto toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches

3. "Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.

If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.

4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from commissary.

Nice spread.
By Carmela
Spread
"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!

"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"
By Olivia
Spread
The land which belongs to someone.

They had a 4 acre spread on the outskirts of "town" and a large gun collection. They were afraid of the government.
By Tootsie
Spread
In competitive forensics, to spread is to speak very quickly, esp. in debate rounds.

Jeff: Could you understand what that debater was saying?
Diana: No, he was spreading too quickly.
By Gillie
Spread

Elizabeth: damn, look at my boyfriend. He's my spread.

Evelyn: coo.
By Babb
Spread
A combination of ramen Noodles, chili cheese fritos, and hot cheetos, loved by all inmates of the adams county detention center in Adams County, CO.

Convict #1 You got any chili fritos?
Convict #2 Yeah
Convict Lets combine our shit to make a spread
By Lynna
Spread
to go out a lot and spend a lot of money for drinks (usually cash).

- Hey man, keen for some drinks tonight?
- Yeah dude, let's spread!
By Allissa
Spread
describes someone who is attractive or good-looking, someone who is hot, fit etc etc. originated from the word butters or butterz, which describes someone who is considered ugly and/or rough.

"that bands drummer is so damn spread"
"man your mum was looking spread last night"
By Joycelin
Spread
The scatter profile of a chromosome karyotype on a microscopic slide. Well spread chromosomes enable the karyologist to count and pair the chromosomes, and classify the organism to species level.

Bob: I was looking at your karyotype slides. I must say you got pretty good spreads.
Jane: Thanks, I dropped the cells from two feet up!
Bob: As they say, "Happiness is a good spread," I hope you get good G-banded karyotypes.
By Dido
Spread
Noun

A workplace meal provided by a client to a business. Usually in a service related industry. Could range from the small "spread" like a Munchkins and Coffee, to the larger spreads such as a catered affair.

Also, a meal provided by employer.

Employee 1: "Hey guys, you gotta see this spread! It's in the break-room. They've got chicken, rib tips, mashed potatos, and Mac and Cheese!"

Employee 2: "Sh*t, I better get there before the line gets thick! LATER!"
By Bibbie