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Define Glittering Meaning

Glittering
the act of placeing glitter in between ones ass cheeks and farting over an unsuspecting person

dude remember that pary last nigt?
yeah bro i got to do some glittering on those punks who fell asleep first
By Helli
Glitter
An unholy disease that transcends time and space.

I was talking on the phone with my sister, and wouldn't you know it, a wormhole allowed her glitter to get on me.
By Janifer
Glitter
glitter is the herpes of craft suplies

The thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away.
By Marketa
Glitter
n.

A sparkling or glistening light.
Brilliant or showy, often superficial attractiveness.
An amazing person with a large heart and big SPIRITS!

You're nickname is glitter for a reason; so live your life and kick his ass to the curve.
By Terese
Glitter
(v) To throw glitter on politicians who oppose gay rights, because it makes them look like homogays.

They glittered Tim Pawlenty yesterday.
By Jorey
Glitter
A magical substance that shames any serious person found with it on. A perfect weapon to use on bosses who have just sacked you. Turns wampires into meyerpires.

"Dammit, Steve threw glitter on me and now I have to walk around looking like an idiot all day!"
"Harsh. That stuff doesn't come off, man."
By Natasha
Glittering
Using a coupon on something it's not intended for. Also known in the coupon world as balanced couponing; FRAUD.

M bitches and I went glittering today! We bought 24 packs of crayons with our shampoo coupons!
By Selestina
Glitter
The sparkly stuff Ke$ha's obsessed with singing about and putting on face. Also thrown around everywhere in the "Take It Off" video and what Katy Perry sang in her song "Last Friday Night." Can be used to throw in your enemies' eyes and make a dazzling getaway.

Ex. 1: "There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor."

Ex. 2: wtf is with Ke$ha and glitter

Ex. 3: Sane Kid: "I don't trust them."
Ke$ha: "It's okay, I have glitter."
Sane Kid: "Why?"
Ke$ha: "I always have glitter. For my face. It also tastes like chicken. I stole it from a pixie!"
Formerly Sane Kid: "Oh. Okay."
By Samara
Glitter
The herpes of crafts.

I have glitter all over my face and I can’t get rid of it.
By Jenica
Glitter
The collective noun for a group of three or more young women, typically caucasian, who exhibit two or more of the following traits;
Fall attire
Pumpkin spice anything
Yoga pants
A need to laugh in unison, loudly

"Shit, this store was quiet until that glitter of girls walked in here. I bet they haven't even been to the gym today."
By Ailsun