The dating scene in that town looks like forty something Joe schmoes if that's what you're in to...
Settling down is a gamble, lack of excitement or spontaneous fun. He doesn't have to try so he doesn't and next thing ya know you're married to joeschmoe. He may just
whackoff in the bathroom, yell at his kids to shut up then go
burn rubber or burn trash. Or burn rubber on the way to your
kid brother's house where he will then burn trash with him and whichever Hep-Ceptional adMires will burn along. #whitetrashbutnotallwhite
#whatsblacktrash
# FSchmoed
