"I got you a mask to wear so nobody can see your ugly face." (Guy #1)
"Man, don't
patronize me!" (Guy #2)
"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)
"Muthafucka, stop
patronizing me!" (Guy #2)
"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are.
It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)
"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)