The excrements of waste left around the anus after a
thorough expulsion of poop. Sometimes caught in anus hair, Screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female
anuses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)
"
Duuuude my Screechies are just
makin my but
itch like crazy!"
"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"
"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"