Define Scuba Diver Meaning

Scuba Diver
The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.

Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...
By Tabitha
Scuba Diver
A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.
By Annetta
Scuba Diver
scuba diver
Someone who regularly uses marijuana. Calling someone a scuba diver implies that they are fully aware of and practice stoner etiquette. Scuba divers breath Oxygen while diving deep beneath the waves to frolic amungst the coral reefer.
Synonem: Pro Stoner.

Hary's dad is a scuba diver.
"Yea, we are lecenced scuba divers. Would you like to acompany us on a dive?"
By Ira
Indian Scuba Diver
The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.

"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"
By Theresita
Angry Scuba Diver
When a girl is giving you head and right before you cum you go in her nose.Then stick your dick right back in her mouth as if shes drowning.

angry scuba diver
By Barrie
Arabian Scuba Diver
Similar to Arabian Goggles(Testicles on the eyes); The act of placing Testicles over a persons eyes, and then placing your dick in the mouth.

I Will make you into an Arabian Scuba Diver.
Its not gay to make a guy an Arabian Scuba Diver, as long as a picture is taken.
Giving another guy an Arabian Scuba Diver is just as gay as and Arabian Goggles.
By Carmelle
Silent Scuba Diver
When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.

It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.
By Hannis
Alabama Scuba Diver
When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel

This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver
By Charlotta
Muddy Scuba Diver
When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel

After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver
By June
Brazilian Scuba Diver
A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.

A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.

Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.

Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths
By Mada