Define Wake Meaning

The viewing of a dead body before the funeral.

A descriptive word used to express how excellent something is. The word can also be used to express ones excitement.

See: Dank

a family tree full of twats

When you wake up then go for the early glassy water to have a wakeboarding sesh.

The experience of waking up in the middle of the night, and not being able to go back to sleep for a couple of hours or so. This usually leads to you doing things like checking Facebook, eating snacks and just generally doing what you'd do during the daytime, before going back to sleep like it never happened. The exact opposite of taking a nap, sometimes referred to as a 'reverse nap'. They are super inconvenient.

Tullamore slang for being tired, wrecked, hungover, and being in bits from laughing

another word commonly used arround the nottingham area for a small traveling fairground often run by gypsies.

A beautiful maiden who hails from the far away reaches of Middle Earth. Believed to be an elven princess, Wakely contains the secrets to the outer reaches of the Pegasus System, and is the last surviving resident of Atlantis. She recently made a cameo on the hit Sci-Fi television smash hit, Doctor Who, playing the role of Doctor Who, a smash hit series in both England and London.

Wakely currently resides in the electrical closet of the second floor new wing, and only comes out during passing period to feast upon young virgins.

A bitchy person who won't let you do anything except fuck people of the same sex in the butt.

v. to be wasted and baked simultaneously.