Define Security Guard Meaning

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.

A term to describe a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training).

It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.

A freaking dank security guard that schools mascot

Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Child Molesters at a new low.