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Define Badge Meaning

Badge
Short for "badger" which is a variation on "beaver", in short meaning pussy or vagina.

JC: "The other thing is...800,000 pounds."

RH: "That is quite a lot. "

JC: "But with this...you would get a lot of badge."

RH: "Badge? Oh! No no no...hahahaha."

JC: "I think I almost got away with that."

-Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond on the Lamborghini Reventon
By Orsola
Badge
The visible brown mark that is left on the outside of the trousers after an unexpected but satisfactory shart

Pass me a tissue chief, I've only gone and badged myself again!
By Karita
Badge
An adornment usually in the form of a brooch-like ornament worn on the clothes. It also may refer to items such as a police officers badge of office which may be carried in the form of identification, and worn sewn on to the clothes.

Badge is also slang for a 'vagina'

The police officer polished her badge and remembered the time that strange guy at a party had whispered into her ear asking if she wanted him to give her badge a good licking. How did he know she was a cop?, she wondered. Hadnt he looked kinda strange when she took her wallet out and showed him the badge?

Dave wondered if the girl serving behind the bar would go for it if he asked whether he could bash her badge with his tallywhacker

By Kassie
Badge
Contrary to some beliefs, badge is not a secondary word for Vagina, but instead, the anus. It's shortened from 'rusty sheriffs badge'.

'Oi, John, check out the badge on that. Badge, John, Badge'
By Tommie
Badge
Adjective to describe something unsatisfactory, bad or just down right shit.
For the more extreme shitness, see biadge

Origin: East London


Person 1: What did u think of that film?
Person 2: Badge.

That shirt is badge.
By Gratiana
Badge
1. overstated style via clothes and/or accessories.
2. wearing one's ideology on their sleeve.

Nice MC5 shirt... BADGE!
By Maryanne
Badge
variation of vag which is short for vagina. commonly used when it is socially unecceptable to say vag or vagina.

Brian: dude this girl showed me her badge last night man!
charlie: no way man thats awesome!
kelsey: what the hell are you guys talking about?
By Claudelle
Badge
variation of vagina.

Dude, I wish I was knee deep in some Britney Spears badge right about now.
By Vanni
Badging
Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.

Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.

Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.

OR:

Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.

Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!

Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment

about becoming the leader of her reading club.

Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!
By Christabel
Badged
To wake up the next morning after a heavy drinking session the night before still feeling very drunk

Dude 1 "i drunk so much last night man"

Dude 2 "yeah dude your so badged right now"
By Tracy