Welcome to English secondary school! Here we have: cocky
ass year 7 and 8's,
year 9's constantly doing their makeup and gobbing off to teachers, year 10's and 11's working their asses off and finally, sixth form who have a tonne of responsibility. Note: not all schools have sixth form. Students at secondary school are usually between the ages of 11-18
We also have: Like 2
non uniform days a year (must pay to wear your own clothes), strict ass rules, crappy school meals, like 10 packs of chewing gum per person, year 11 smokers and roadmen.
Note: drinks holder = blazer pocket
Example 1:
Teacher: I will be right back class I just need to get something from the printer
*teacher walks out*
Student: PARTYYYYYYYY Wooooo
*students wonder around the classroom chatting and being loud asses*
Student: teachers coming!
Student2: everyone back to ur seats!!
Student 3: SHHHH
*teacher walks in*
Teacher: I knew I could trust
you lot
Example 2:
Year 7: Ffs
Year 72: What's wrong?
Year 7:
The fucken bathroom is full of
Year 9's doing their makeup and messing about
Year 72: *sigh* lets go to the upstairs bathroom
Example 3:
Teacher: Ok guys today is
non uniform day so gimme ur £1s to wear ur own clothes
*everyone hands teacher their money except from one student*
Teacher: Jimmy wheres your money?
Jimmy: Uhhh I don't have it
Teacher: Not good enough! Detention for u at lunchtime.
Secondary school - schools in the uk
