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Define Ornament Meaning

Ornament
a guys "thing" which he puts in the girls hood

"dang girl! his ornament is HUGE!"
"his ornament felt amazing in my hood"
By Camila
Ornamental
a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show

Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.
By Tatiania
Ornamental
An oriental woman, typically beautiful, often considered a trophy or status date.

Often seen in the movies accompanying the rich and famous at ritzy clubs.

"Check out that ornamental with Brad."
"Yeah man, lucky jackass."
By Wynny
Ornament
a very fake person who bandwagons to whatever the "popular kids" thinks is cool

Nick is such an ornament, its really annoying
By Jobye
Wood Ornament
A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

-or-

Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
By Tootsie
Dick Ornament
A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."
By Kathryn
Christmas Ornament
a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament
By Emilie
Ornament Eyes
Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.

Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.
By Brooke
Cock Ornament
A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.

Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!
By Cecile
Jizz Ornament
Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.

Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?
By Sibby