Define Self-employed Meaning

Self-employed
To have pit stains

John didn't want to lift up his arms because he knew he was self-employed.
By Philippa
Self-employed
working for oneself

By Juieta
Self-Employed Model

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model
By Agnese
Self Employed Agorist
A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.

Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?
By Kelley
Self Un-employed
a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.

K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do?
M: I'm self-unemployed!
By Eleanora