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Define Self-isolation Meaning

Self Isolation
The act of distancing oneself from the wider public. Likely to be a result of fear of an oncoming zombie apocalypse, plague or COVID-19

Sarah pondered the on coming plague and though "f**k that, I'm off into self isolation in my camper van til it blows over"
By Darleen
Self Isolation
The act of locking yourself in doors for 7-14 weeks in fear of getting the corona virus. This could also lead to Insantity

I went into self isolation last week
By Jaynell
Self-isolating
The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.

"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."
By Glenna
Self-isolate
A crappy excuse to tell your boss that you would rather stay at home watching porn and eating that pasta you’ve been stockpiling

Employee: Sorry, I don’t think I can come to work today, I need to self-isolate
Boss: (sarcastically) Right
By Jeannine
Self-isolation
A thing for cowards

Your in self-isolation so your a coward
By Raquela
Self-isolation High Horsery
When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.
By Erminie
Consumer Self-Isolation
To get consumers to go buy things,

via the media,
corporations make individuals feel

so superior to most people

they feel disgusted of others

and stop interacting with them.

The glorification of movie stars, and the innate—it seems—cognitive bias that makes everyone think they're better than almost everyone else, help induce "consumer self-isolation".
By Minnaminnie
Self Isolating
Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.
By Daisie
Self Isolating
When people stay at home cuz they are scared of the coronavirus

Look he is so scared of the coronavirus he is self isolating, look at that fool
By Jessika
Self Isolating
People locking themselves at home cause the coronavirus

Look he’s self isolating
By Collie