function: noun
one who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible
although the relationships in which many serial monogamists find themselves are also often short lived, the defining aspect of
serial monogamy is the desire and ability to enter new relationships very quickly, thus abbreviating any period of
single life during which the serial monogamist may begin to ask questions of an
existential nature
Percy: Wow, I can't believe Gwyvron is already dating someone else! I thought he just broke up with
Lorelai at last week's LARP after she accidentally cut off his
phonytail...
Stewart: Yeah, that's the way it's always been. When he broke up with me, he started dating that hussy Lorelai within three days. He pursued her as if he were Cerberus hunting a soul fleeing across the
Euphrates. I'll tell you, that Gwyvron is quite the serial monogamist.
