John: "I scored with Kelly last night, it was TIGHT! man!"
Jeff: "You serial?"
John: "Hell yeah!"
Jeff: "With trix?" (aka: you're bullshitting)
John: 'No, I'm for real!"
Jeff: "Dam, mofo! Hell yeah!"
Was once an elite underground ruler, got into some legal trouble, and is now forced to work for the U.S. Government. He can commonly be found on the Internet Relay Chat (IRC) where he is still able to maintain contact with those who he stired up much trouble many years ago.