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Define Settee Meaning

Settee
Great place to have sex on, especially one that is plush and covered in soft, black leather.

Do you like my new leather settee?
Lovely. Now climb on it, lift your skirt and bend over haha!!
By Luise
Settee
A word for couch or sofa used by filthy hipster scum in order to attempt to sound more cultured or fancy, but just comes off making them seem like a cunt.

It's a fucking couch, sofa or chair, not a goddamn settee.
By Chloette
Face Settee
An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.

Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
By Aubree
On Mah Settee Buddah
Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.

Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."

Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
By Stevana