eggman: I have an announcement to make! Shadow the Hedgehog is a
bitchass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his
quilly hedgehog dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G.
And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a call-out post on my twitter.com, "Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small ass dick! its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!" And guess what? This is what my dong looks like! *BWOOOOSHHH* THATS RIGHT BABY! AAALLL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS! LOOK AT THAT! IT LOOKS LIKE
TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUcK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY S U P E R - L A S E R - P I S S! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go HIGHER! I'm pissing on THE MOON!!!!!11!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE M O O N, YOU IDIOT ! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROP-O-LITS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!