Define Shaggy Dog Meaning

'woah she looks like a shaggy dog'

Dude, you should have been there. Best sex of my life, up until Fido decided to break off a piece and give me the shaggy dog. Now I feel dirty, dirty yet satisfied.

One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:

"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."

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The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

Shaggy-Dog Story is found at Websters' feghoot is not! Man, are the guys at Websters' slow!

"Business has picked up - we're coming into Shaggy Dog City"

"Did you seem the game on Saturday? Man U are coming into Shaggy Dog City!"

The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.