Flood pants, usually seen in a place where a flood is not likely.
Shants are most commonly seen on middle-aged women. They may be made of linen or of a cotton blend, and they are most often white, bright pink, turquoise, or lime green in color. However, neither the color nor the material is a criterion for their categorization as
shants. The length
maketh the shant.
Any shants sported by a man may be referred to as "man shants" or simply
shmants.
