Shawn
Machel Johnson (born
January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's
balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
Scenario 1:
Olympic
Watcher: Dude omg
im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do
a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!