A small
state college in
central Pennsylvania where you are considered cultured if you drink imported beer. Although it is often overshadowed by the Penn state main campus (roughly two hours away) SHIP has been sporting record Underage drinking violations for over a decade. It was recently made into a
dry campus but still retains the strong scent of cheap beer and liquor. Ohh, its also a fine place to see cows and get an education.
"Sometimes my dad will
come home from the bar drunk and
beat me to take out his frustration"
"Didn't your dad graduate from Shippensburg University?"
(NOTE:
Child abuse is no laughing matter. If you or someone you know is being abused please contact your local child services)