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Define Shit Day Meaning

Shit Day
When you stay up until the wee hours of the morning texting with your eyeballs glued to social media, get one hour of sleep, and spend the rest of the day at school.

Having stayed up until 4:00 texting her boyfriend, Heidi was having a shit day.
By Netti
Shit Day
Often occurring on a Sunday, a "Shit Day" is when your ass has been on backlog for a couple days and the bill has come due.

Basically, a day where you poop at least four times and its not diarrheal in nature.

Mike: Jen, you should totally come to the movies with us!

Jen: I can't. I haven't pooped in three days and I think this is gonna be a shit day.
By Donica
Shit Day
A day in which we do not learn anything and spend money.

Steve told the team, "we can't afford a shit day."
By Melesa
Shit-Day Slalom
(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.

A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.
By Lila
Random Shit Day
When a day seems very random or when someone does random things for the day.

"Wow today is a real random shit day huh?, "Whatever, todays just a random shit day for me."
By Herminia
National Take A Shit Day
On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
By Gae
National Dont Give A Shit Day
It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work
By Melisent
International Shit Day (2nd December)
International Shit Day:
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.

International Shit day (2nd December)
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.
By Nadia
Shit Crap Day
A 'shit crap day,' can be defined as a day that would rather be forgotten, but simply cannot be erased from ones memory due to it being both SHIT & CRAP. Therefore the day has been so stained and smeared with shit AND crap, that it's a complete write off. It may as well be flushed right down the toilet....

A person will only ever use this phrase as a result of suffering from mid-sentence Shit-Crap-Day-Turrets. SCDT, is what occurs when a person's brain is struggling to decide upon whether the day has been SHIT or CRAP, and in a momentary fit, blurts out both descriptions simultaneously. SCDT can occur during, or upon reflection of, the shit crap day.

Note: A shit crap day, is even more extreme than having
a, "day that was cray," or commenting that, "that shit (your day) way cray."

"I had such a shit crap day the other day. I opened a packet of snakes alive the other day, and they were all dead." - A common example of a shit crap day.

She listened to Ushers' Album 'Confessions,' and it became apparent that he was indeed singing about their past romp. It was a Shit-crap day, and a shit fight was sure to follow.

Friend 1: I'm pregnant, and Justin Bieber is the father.
Friend 2: What? So, Immaculate Conception is real then. We will have to start going to church now.
Friend 1: And to think, we didn't even sin. What a shit.crap.day.

And then the penny dropped. It was at that moment, that Cheska realised that 'Reality TV,' wasn't reality. It was like a really shit-crap-day legit.
By Frederica
Shit Of The Day
A the crappy stuff you have to go through during the day. Some have to more than others.

He all have to cope with the shit of the day.
By Berthe