shit friends are a group of 2 or more guys who enjoy sending each other pictures of their shits.
Shit friends usually take great pride in their
bowel movements and usually have a competitive spirit. They see taking shits as a sport. This
continuous back in forth nature that can last up to years. These types often seek other individuals who enjoy sending and receiving pictures of their shits.
Greg: Why the fuck is someone sending you pictures of their shits?
Scott: Oh, thats just Seth, we're shit friends.
(later in the day...)
Scott: Dude that was a
huge shit bro!!!
Seth: Its that protein
sahn.
Scott: Did you get that pic of mine?? It looked like a dick
'n balls!!! LOL!