Boweller is derived from the term disembowel & describes a girl so ugly that her looks could practically rip out your guts. The expression originated in Ireland, most likely in North Dublinstreet slang.
We were cruising for chicks in the club but got there late so all the hotties were engaged leaving only the bowellers
By Garland
Boweling
burns: wait a minute, i don't remember writing a cheque for bowling!
smithers: uh, sir, that's for your boweling
burns: ah yes, that's very important
smithers: remember that month you didn't do it?
burns: yes...that was unpleasant for all concerned
By Nina
Bowels
lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit
medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."
One who has the tiniest cock who begs for pizza and fucks ogres named cierra. Mostly seen in his natural habitat, walking on the side of the road depressed and semen covered.
(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water