See Poo. Or, if one is too lazy to do such, "
Doo," closely related to its cousin "Poo," is a more friendly form of recognizing
anal leakage. Usually more solid in composition than its unpredictable cousin, it hardens upon contact with air and is immediately able to be used for
a good game of feces-ball (similar rules to baseball).
"Hey
Snuffalufagus, did you leave that doo on
Elmo's front porch?" -- Bert
"No, Bert. I just teabagged him." -- Snuffalufagus
"Hey
Big Bird, did you leave that doo on Elmo's front porch?" -- Bert
"Some of it. I tried leaving a heaping pile of doo, but the majority of it just got stuck in my ass-feathers!" -- Big Bird
