Define Free Dick Meaning

Free Dick
The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.

Free Dick! For the next half hour! I'm by the Popsicles!! FREE DICK!!!
By Hadria
Free Dick
A term of endearment protesting the imprisonment of DePaul Student, Aussie the Australian's brother Richard. Later transformed into a phrase of offering by Mookie

"Free Dick!"
By Maude
Free Dicking
When someone does not wear any underwear under their pants.

The man likes to go Free Dicking.
By Charline
Free The Dick
exclamation in response to guy's dicks being imprisoned and censored similar to free the nipple but funnier made by (Funzzzies DasFez)

at a protest for free the nipple yells FREE THE DICK
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent
By Mame
Churn-free Dick Cream
An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.

Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.
By Paige
Dick Free December
Similar to no nut November but girls go a month without any form of dick in December.

Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!

Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(
By Bobine
Go Free Range Some Dicks
Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.

Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.

Go free range some dicks, you’re not worth the time it takes to bag them.
By Adriena