Define Shitty Piss Meaning

Oh! Belavadeer, i do need to whipe my anus, for i have shitty pissed all over myself

Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid you caught Herpes...from Martha Stewart."
Dude: "Aww! Shitty ass piss-cube shitballs on a cum-cracker dick guzzling butt-cup poop-dump Michelle Kwan goddammit nipple-fuck!"