Define My Anus Meaning

My Anus

Dude, where is everyone?

In my anus.
By Katha
My Anus
the small, virgin opening in my body.(never to be probed)

yo, you aint neva gonna tap my anus.
By Shandy
My Anus
n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.

Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.
By Anabelle
Village In My Anus
When you put a handful of fire ants and sand in your partners ass and fuck them in it. After you're finished with your business, take what's left over of the colony and put it in a blender and make a smoothie then you share it with you're grandparents.

Damn that Village in my Anus left me raw, at least it tasted great afterward.
By Star
My Anus

Stick your dick in my anus Jerry!!!!!!
By Quintina
My Anus Is Bleeding
A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!
By Nydia
The Floodgates Of My Anus
When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
By Veradis
The Floodgates Of My Anus
When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
By Cammie
Tip Of My Anus
Similar to a word being on the tip of your tongue, it is a fart or poop on the edge of coming out but just won't.

This fart is on the tip of my anus.
By Charlene
Claim My Anus
Where you Slap someones anus the other person says CLAIM MY ANUS

man:you like huh *spanks da booty*
girl:uhhh ohh yea CLAIM MY ANUS
By Cicily