Define Shitweasel Meaning

Shitweasel
An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.

"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."

"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."
By Florance
Shitweasel
An alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes massive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your asshole.

Holy shit, what's that smell?! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S COMING OUT YOUR ASS?!?!
By Billi
Shitweasel
Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.
By Ashlee
Shitweasel
A shitweasel is a term for an ass kissing co-worker or otherwise lowly, groveling person.

"Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."

"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
By Hedvige
Shitweasel
Someone who is both untrustworthy and anti-social - Used in Manchester UK

"Ha - you really want to buy drugs from that shitweasel? Enjoy your early morning wake up call" (meaning police raid due to the person names being an informant)
By Harriot
SHITWEASEL
The word to define a retard, often highly autistic. Can be highly offensive at times

Woah, Kaleb is such a shitweasel.
By Kessia