Define Short Person Meaning

Short Person
A person from another planet called short place

I am a real short person.
By Cordie
Short Person Syndrome
When one who is of a short Stature, and becomes angry very quickly, and very violently. Typically is the effect of a lifetime of put-downs for being short. One can Diagnose anyone whom is short with syndrome once they Blow out of nowhere.

"Blake you have short person Syndrome, now shut up and get back in your room." said Drew The floor R.A.
By Lynnett
Short Person Energy
Someone that while they may not physically be small, project a ‘small’ presence in a room, whether that be through looks, attitude, or actions. - Morgan

Person - “yo, you have short person energy

Cate - “WHAT NO! I HAVE TALL PERSON ENERGY, I AM A NORMAL GAL, WITH A NORMAL HEIGHT”

Person - “nah.”

Cate - “:,(“
By Janice
Throw A Short Person Day
On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.

Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes
By Lurline
Slap A Short Person Day
The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here
By Vitoria
Throw A Short Person Day
november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
yeet
By Almira
National Kiss A Short Person Day
On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
By Meredithe
National Slap A Short Person Day
go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face

friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”
By Robbie
National Dropkick A Short Person Day
The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.

Me: Hey you know what today is?

Under 5’5 person: huh?

Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:
By Patsy
National Kiss A Short Person Day
Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"
By Claretta