Define Shoulder Pads Meaning

Shoulder Pads
feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty

Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.
By Della
Shoulder Pads
80's 'fashion'!?

By Aryn
Shoulder Padding
When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
By Dagmar
Nigerian Shoulder Pads
When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.

I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.
By Rebeca
Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads
when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump

She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.
By Eleonore