English Teacher: " You need to find 10 Simularity in the short stories."
Student: "IT HAS AN I NOT A U! SIMILARITY!"
English Teacher: That's a good example of Irony!
Student: *Facepalm*
By Juieta
Simularities
A word, confused with the spelling of "Similarities," said by the ill-informed of which they pronounce "Siumularities."