If you want to make it in the music industry, just put on a pair of skinny jeans and a stupid hat and play some cheesy
campfire songs on an
acoustic guitar. Label yourself as a
singer-songwriter and boom! You've made it! No matter how much you suck. Your pathetic attempt at writing music will instantly be mistaken for real talent.
"Who's this pathetic little hipster who can't write decent music for shit? Oh wait, he's a
singer-songwriter? OH MY GOD his songs are so deep and meaningful and so much better than all the other crappy
modern music of today! Please
have my babies, mister singer-songwriter!