Six flags is an excellent chonga and
chongo sight-seeing location. Simply wear
comfortable shoes, and you'll be ready to be entertained for several hours. Most commonly observed behaviors include PDA between two obese monsters, 20yrold parents screeching at their growing brood, and white hicks
from Nebraska freaking the fuck out.
The rides are a cheap alternative to an abortion and/or neck injury. Afterwards, you may feel inclined to take a bath in hand-sanitizer.
"
ayyyy mariaaa como was da ridezz
aaa seeeex flaghhs (six flags)?" - angel
"ohhh anhelll looos ridezzz
fue muchhoo divertido.. que fun!!"