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Skipper
The person who steers a sailboat or is in charge of giving directions to the other people on the boat.

The skipper looked quite pleased as he directed his boat across the lake.
By Ara
Skipper
Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips class.

A slacker.

It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.

Dave's being such a skipper...he's not been in class lately.
By Jilleen
Skipper
A guy who zooms past you on the freeway and slows down immediately after so you have to slow down. He waits in front of you for a few minutes until he gets the urge to skip again. Skipping is a serious compulsive disorder.

"Quit dickin' around and we'll get there skipper. You're slowing us down and fuckin' our rythm."

"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."
By Fredrika
Skipper
Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker

Ryan Seacrest is a skipper
By Steffie
Skipper
A girl that sleeps around with guys that work on the same funfair

She's such a skipper, she goes from trailer 2 trailer
By Haley
Skipper
stupid girl, usually cannot form a well writen sentence.

ill-informed logic, sucks at life.

easily pied by all of south florida, mostly the men.

That girl skipper, her arms are so hairy. I bet she has a hairy cooch too.
By Penny
Skipper
verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.

My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!

Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.

Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!

By Aleta
Skipper
anything that is completly not cool and that nobody likes; or something completly idiotic.

wow that flesh eating fungus is almost as bad a skipper; man i pulled a skipper when i put a hampster in my ass.
By Wilma
Skipper
a group of people not to be specified at this time; commonly used towards one who acts like a mongoloid

Evan is a skipper, and always tries to act cool.
By Bennie
Skipper
The most ultimate pinguin ever to exist.

Racist: I'm going to say the N word!
Skipper: You can't say that thats racist! Mrs. Obama get down!
Racist: Niggaaaaaa-
*White house blows up*
By Jade