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Skyjacked
The act
of being heinously
screwed
by an
airline
.
Aw, crap!
Delta
just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from
Pisa
to Dallas. I've been
skyjacked
!
By Blakelee
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SkyJack
When you
jump out
of the plane and try to
jerk off
before you have to pull your
parachute
.
He was
bored as hell
with
skydiving
, so he invented the SkyJack. He is now
banned
from three different skydiving companies.
By Jenn
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Skyjack
verb; The action and/or
process
of receiving a
hand-job
on a ski-lift from your
significant other
.
While on a
Skiing
trip
, Joe gave Carline a
promise ring
, in return, Carline gave Joe a Skyjack.
By Benoite
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Skyjack
Masturbation
performed in an
airplane bathroom
.
The young woman in the
aisle seat
was so hot, Jimmy had
no choice
but to skyjack a mere half hour before his
flight's
final descent.
By Christy
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Skyjacked
The act of
jacking off
or being
jacked off
on an
airplane
.
On my way to
Cancun
I was
skyjacked
by a
flight attendant
.
By Danni
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Skyjacker
Someone
who prefers
to masturbate
in
aviation
vessels
Why does that guy ride this
airplane
all the damn time?" "I heard his only way to get off is
to masturbate
in
airplanes
; he's a skyjacker
By Zonnya
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